Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!
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Med or Arab Minecraft Server
Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. -
Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?
With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!