| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9915 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2365 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Votes: | 5926 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.
But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1490 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2366 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9886 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9947 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6479 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4797 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2554 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Crops Grown: | 1330 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1652 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5296 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6863 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9174 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3799 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
