| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2620 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8290 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5005 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4109 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3777 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 706720 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8443 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8633 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6540 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 636 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9417 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1574 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4112 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
