EscapeTwo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	8618
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2918
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1245
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	7352
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchantments Applied:	197
Emeralds Found:	5832	Farms Harvested:	378
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5651
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	7920	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Potions Brewed:	72
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1