Erection Interference Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8400
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2096
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	2137	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	6345	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	192876	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	110
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	195
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Potions Brewed:	119	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	695	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Animals Bred:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	398
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!