Era of GLP-1 FunCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3202
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7803	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9665

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3915
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension Hops:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crops Grown:	1502	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	9098	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	7457
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1