ER Escape – Pandemic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

aita, Big Ball, Friends, girl, group activity, Group Chat, high school, keeping ticket, leaving group chat, Minecraft, Panic, personal reasons, Promise, Server, sick, student ID, TicketTussle, UNFAIR, university friends, Unsure

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	3178	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	180
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

CraftyCoupleTaxTime

aita, bill payment, car payments, Communication, CraftyCoupleTaxTime, federal taxes, filing separately, financial responsibility, gas, groceries, main source of income, marital finances, Mortgage, Overtime, Paycheck, SAVING, shopping, Tax season, Wife, withholdings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
New Chunks Explored:	152909	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Towns Built:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5846	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4570	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3652	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2114

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	250
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	3146
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7228	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7