GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	8952	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	290

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	9946
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5552	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Void Gems Collected:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6826
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	157
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

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