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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7344 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1376 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 806 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?