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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2726 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1395 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?