Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	165388	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

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We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	5313	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	3225
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoObsoProductsMC

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8330	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7089	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.