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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 931 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Magic Items Found: | 5514 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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