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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5177 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6336 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 330895 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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