Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

    Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server
    Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

    Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StreamCleanerCraft

    StreamCleanerCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Villages Defended: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

    TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 160 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

    Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!
    yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dimension Hops: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 8654 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Ores Mined: 6455
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/roblox-copy/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Ores Mined: 2264
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Star Shards Collected: 161
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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