English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4319
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4152	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5147
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	231577	Players Killed by Monsters:	3255

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	2435
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7472
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Farms Harvested:	722	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	634
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Magic Items Found:	1404	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	3637	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6198	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!