Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

Edibles, Staff, smp, gameplay, fair gaming environment

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Welcome to Endless Eden!
Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
Community-Driven: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.
Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features.
Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update.
Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We are currently on 1.20.2 and will open the world border when we update to 1.21.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out a short application.
Are there any community events?	Yes, we regularly host community events for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have custom plugins and features, but please check our Discord for a full list of allowed Mods and Data Packs.

EvilCraft: The Movie

film, Evil, moral center, Antagonist, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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MunchieMice Fitness Fun

MunchieMice, Brain, Endocannabinoids, FITNESS, regulating

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

voice acting, game review, Dead IP, Graphic design, mad

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

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UnlikableSteveMC SMP

Social Skills, personality traits, lack of communication skills, lack of respect, negative behavior

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Minecrap2024

Adversity, 2024.., shitty year, unfortunate circumstances, Failures

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

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