EndemicMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	91711
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8612	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	113
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	4415
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	157
Animals Bred:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2