Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Emeralds Found: 2716
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 200

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1458
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 467
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Villages Defended: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8942 Ores Mined: 9635

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Potions Brewed: 175
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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