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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6006
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8944

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Votes:	9332
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4788
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9143	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Animals Bred:	127
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Emeralds Found:	2920

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ores Mined:	8320
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	988
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	915	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	3814

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2153	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	2614	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	40470
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1