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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2571 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 4751 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?