Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you choose to have a male dog, you better believe he’s getting neutered. We don’t mess around when it comes to population control, even in the pixelated realm. So if you’re not on board with neutering your virtual furry friend, then this server might not be the right fit for you.
Join us on this wild adventure where spaying and neutering reign supreme, and where responsible pet ownership is taken to a whole new level. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? So come on down and join the fun – just remember, neuter your pets or face the consequences!
Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.
But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!
So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!
Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of getting killed by killer mushrooms that have a vendetta against players. But don’t worry, we also have mushrooms that will temporarily distort your perception and make you see the world in a whole new way. Just don’t ask why one is banned and the other isn’t – it’s all part of the fun!
Explore our world filled with bizarre creatures, mind-bending landscapes, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through our server?
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for those killer mushrooms – they’re not messing around!
