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PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	689
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3991	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	866255	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12