Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

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Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnimeOnlyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we dive deep into theories and mysteries just like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement as we uncover the truth behind all the drama in the anime world.

Imagine a world where Yachiru is actually Nozarashi in disguise, pulling the ultimate plot twist on Kenpachi! On our server, you can create your own theories and share them with fellow players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the next big conspiracy that will blow everyone’s minds!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with amazing builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. So come join us and let’s explore the world of Minecraft together in the most hilarious and mind-boggling way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnonCraft: Server No. 917059082 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.

So why wait? Join Our Minecraft Server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Down Under Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Farms Harvested:	318	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7958
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3090
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

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Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9117

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	582852
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	2127	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2554
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1