ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	457	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6654	Buildings Constructed:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	6655
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	56	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	220	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crops Grown:	8883
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	8533
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5816	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6385	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	455
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Votes:	382	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	191	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	3438	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16