Elon’s Crafty Influence | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	7468	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2748	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	415581	Zombie Dances:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Players Killed by Monsters:	2428
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	New Chunks Explored:	805467
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3195	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9238	Players Killed by Monsters:	7123
Magic Items Found:	8245	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8252
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	593029