ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	8749	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8277	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	322	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	4250	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Votes:	9039
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4185
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	696	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1699	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3589	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	4608	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6169

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	6855
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	5566
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!