ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	934801	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	51107	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	184280	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Votes:	6449	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8292
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6298	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	382	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6243
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6196	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	6981
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Love Letters Sent:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1309
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.