ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3342	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2609	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	66	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Animals Bred:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mines Excavated:	2298
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ores Mined:	5353	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Chimeras Created:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.