Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4331
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Animals Bred:	60	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Emeralds Found:	8380
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

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Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	121	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crops Grown:	8336	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Emeralds Found:	1880
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644190
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5335

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

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so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.