Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	149	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	288	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	5083	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2606	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	8361
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	2835
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3