Elitios Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3947	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9919	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	3812
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3559	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	145
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	2426	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1