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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 214 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1817 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2360 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.
we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life
