Elden Ring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4523	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9618	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	154
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	687454	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5033
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	5136
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8093

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	696498	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	5622
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.