Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2540
Star Shards Collected:	87	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	8121	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	108
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	192
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	972	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	3751

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crops Grown:	1014	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	386700	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	4