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BlockyMedClinic

BlockyMedClinic, Cancer, cell therapy, Chronic illnesses, Clinic, clinical trials, diabetes, Disease treatment, genetic disorders, groundbreaking research, health care, Innovative treatments, medical advancements, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, stem cells, Therapy, treatments

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	700
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

RulerCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Enchanting, End.., Exploration, Factions, Farming, Mining, Nether, PvP, quartz, Redstone, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Shops, Survival, TOWN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9966	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
What RulerCraft offers:
Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

FAQ

1. How do I start my own town or nation?

To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

3. How does the Economy system work?

The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, approach, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, consideration, Conversation, DATING, Ethereal, Etiquette, FLIRTING, hello, Interest, Realm, relationships, Respect, response, sensitivity, sex, tact, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2761	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

archive of our own, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Dancing Angels Edition, demon Imp, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, Psyanon, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8408	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

DadSaidWhatMC

amicable breakup, apologies, arguments, christmas, Communication, court order., DadSaidWhatMC, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, family, father daughter relationship, Festive, Grief, GRIEVING, legal adult, non-binary, selfish, stepsiblings, supportive

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Ores Mined:	2028
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6096	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4239
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	899	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	99	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!