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Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	203	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	121
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crops Grown:	8073
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	564245	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8183	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7844	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	3211	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	4677
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	6479	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3687

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8