EggcellentAbortionsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9777	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	6252	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	8926

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	183
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	353437

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1