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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
