EffortlessCraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ores Mined:	9791	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	530883

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	77
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	318	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	666568	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3528
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5317	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!