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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9440 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.