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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7682 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3562 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Star Shards Collected: | 158 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.