| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9886 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3157 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9310 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8033 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3640 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5766 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2510 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 877978 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6933 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Votes: | 9667 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Votes: | 6805 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9739 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 173 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.
So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4712 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?
But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!
