Eden Kingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6866	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	981
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6262	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	7673
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4704	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Farms Harvested:	446
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4581	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4493

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9845	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Farms Harvested:	145	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0