Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 103 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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