so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Potions Brewed: 116 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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