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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!