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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3818 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2389 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.