so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.

plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Magic Items Found: 1820
Dimension Hops: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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