Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dem sustainable logging operations goin on, but like, dey clear-cutting Canadian forests like nobody’s business. It’s like, so eco-friendly dat it’s practically a nature lover’s dream come true. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs dat can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes. Trust me, u ain’t never seen Minecraft like dis before. Join now before the mutant pigs take over da world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
Chimeras Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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