New SMP includes Jobs, Economy, Quests, Levels, Claims, Resource world that reloads every 2 weeks. Brand new server so please report any bugs going on or if you have any issues/suggestions.
173.205.80.92:25572
New SMP includes Jobs, Economy, Quests, Levels, Claims, Resource world that reloads every 2 weeks. Brand new server so please report any bugs going on or if you have any issues/suggestions.
173.205.80.92:25572
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this priceless treasure!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loops, twists, and even a lava pit for added excitement? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start earning those diamonds in style!
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Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!